So, it turns out I am a dragon on the Chinese Zodiac calendar. I found this out by listening to my #4 regretting the fact that I got to be a dragon while he was stuck with being a weak little tiger. I learned a lot of things about myself reading that red and white paper place mat. I am eccentric and complex. I have a passionate nature and abundant health. And in the romance department it looks like I should have married a monkey or rat late in life. And then the final warning to avoid the dog.
I wonder if the monkey or rat would have remembered to put the chicken in the crock pot.